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Possible Terry Bowden sighting in Mobile

I repaired an old PC last night, and on it I found one of the best Viral Videos I can remember......

Then it hit me...That mystery man could have only been one person...

The Great Terry "Tiny Toon" Bowden

Also: A quick link to one of my Fav. prank calls of all time

Karma Exist

We are now Wireless

We are now Mobile Ready...just give us a Click

The Vols Staff = CH: 4 News Team

I think Lane Kiffin might be the SEC version of Brick Tamland:

Lane Kiffin/Brick Tamland: " People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded. "

The FB Network is the BS Network

That Gollum look-alike was having Diarrea of the mouth all over the Alabama Airwaves Today........

Ol' Smeagol FineBaum claimed Karlos Dansby saying his HS's Name at the Super Bowl was a huge slap in the face to Auburn….
What Karlos said supports his HS….Karlos has said many times that he does that because he feels it inspires his school and the area....Not because he has issues with AU....In fact he gives Chiz credit for his move to LB, and helping him into the Pro's.

Instead certain radio personalities are acting like he burned Aubie in effigy then deep fried Nova on National TV….

Saban.....My Precious......

Its all a Smoke Screen

So Tenn has reported a possible minor recruiting violation.....and it was for using a smoke machine when the recruits came into the stadium.....

Then As if Layla Kiffin was not enough visual encouragement....

There is no way having Marisa Miller on
Campus is not a Violation of  some sort....

Quick Auburn.......Tell all recruits Our new engineering professor will be on Campus this week....

Now I Just hope Aubie can talk Megan Fox into teaching **Advanced Bio-Morphic Cybertronian Robotics **

Lets Stop Bammers Streak

Auburn has made some Huge and Controversial Hires this year.....
So Now we should make a Coaching Hire that would tear apart Alabama Sports:

They are so proud of their Hockey Team….
Until we hire the Best There Is:

Chazz Michael Michaels
The only skater to win four national championships and an adult film award!

Who Cares if they laugh….Just Remember:
“They laughed at Louis Armstrong when he said he was gonna go to the moon. Now he's up there, laughing at them.” - Chazz Michael Michaels

Cleaning the System

In my eyes - Auburn's loss of Willis is like Auburn getting a Colonic: It will sting and be uncomfortable at First......but when its all done, they realize they just got rid of a big piece of Crap

A Wanted Man

The Truth behind UAT recruiting concern

This Explains why Thompson was such a good recruiter......

And why the University of Alabama in Tuscaloosa is worried....

How will they get their family discounts now?

Exclusive Lance Thompson/Nick Satan Exit Interview

Kopper Kettle Exclusive Audio of Lance Thompson telling the Bammer Staff he quits

Exclusive Lance Thompson/Nick Satan Exit Interview

Go Gators....

Wow, this is why I will never have a daughter.....and I do she will be locked in a closet until she is 35....

Link - Fla Fan Pole Dances to Celebrate BCS Win

I'm Back.....

Well thanks again to everyone for their thought the past few months....

it means alot to us....

I will not update as much as I used too, but I am still gonna try for at least 1 a day....

I removed a bunch of the old post and just kept a hand full of randoms....

for the heck of it....

Big thanks to Bek and Shamrock for still hanging in there while I was gone....

Sorry

Sorry things have been Down while all this crazy news has been going on....Thanks for the Support from those close to me who know why I have been away....My goal is to start steady post again near the end of the Month....I will send out a msg....even if there is still only two following....and thanks again for all the prayers and well wishes on the Person Side of life

Even Smaller Ball of Hate

Update: Joel is a Reb now...at least I can still see him knock the hell out of Petey Smith (if PS ever gets to play)

Joel Kight Is the Recruit I am still biting my nails over......

Maybe its Just me,

But I think Joel Kight will be the next Bare Knuckle LB at AU.....

I really want to see if he can show the cover skills give SS a shot......

I miss the days of a SS that makes a WR Fear Center Field......